whorticia:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORTHIS MY WHOLE LIFE

whorticia:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORTHIS MY WHOLE LIFE

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@1 day ago with 314794 notes
anniesdm:

No one is here to see my cute hair so it’s going all over the internet.

So effin cute

anniesdm:

No one is here to see my cute hair so it’s going all over the internet.

So effin cute

@1 week ago with 13 notes

cloudyskiesandcatharsis:

Jewellery and Gifts Inspired by Classic Works of Literature by Literary Emporium

Source: Literary Emporium

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@1 week ago with 18096 notes

deadliftsandbeer:

livelovelaughandlift:

Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good.

Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.

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@2 weeks ago with 224405 notes

"Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out."

Porphyria R’lyeh.  (via sonder-inpravda)

(Source: curvesincolor, via gaining-life)

@2 weeks ago with 108415 notes

Ugh. So this woman gets apparently £1200 a month in ‘handouts’. I counted mine, and I get the same.
Okay so £1200. 
Then take off the £600 rent. 
£600. 
Then minus the bills - including TV license, water waste, water in, electric, gas, council tax, this is about £150 altogether.
£450.
Then minus food bills, which with a baby who has to drink formula, and nappies etc, come to about £40 a week.
£290.
So £290/4 is = £70 pw. Say my laptop breaks like it did one week, costing me £40, and so does my bed, which it has, and I only have £30 left so I can’t get a new one. Is that ‘living the easy life’? Sleeping on a broken bed? I parent 24/7 and it’s exhausting. If I wanted to pay a babysitter, it’s a £6 booking fee and then £6.35 an hour. Say I went out from 10pm til 2am then, that would cost me £30. Leaving me with £40 (probably at least £20 of which I would have to spend on taxis and drink or a meal), and then £20 for the rest of the week and any emergencies that might happen, let alone if I unexpectedly run out of anything. 
God forbid I buy a pair of shoes. I did last month and now I am seriously struggling. I have to think about money every single day of my life. It is not easy.
While the article is very biased, extreme and exaggerated, the quotes from the woman do actually make sense. She says that she couldn’t earn what she gets in benefits because she has no qualifications. This is true! I would have to work all day every day on minimum wage, then the childcare cost would come out of my wage slip, and I’d have so much less than I have now, I couldn’t live! 
I think people forget that quality of life is important. In my situation, when people ask me to come to some sort of social event, I usually have to say no. It’s a lonely situation.
As it is, I’m putting my 7 month old in nursery one day a week so I can start doing a degree from home, this costs another £140 a month. But i have to do it so we can eventually have enough money to not have to worry about it on a daily basis. So, in that case, I don’t even have £290 a month any more. I have £150. Divided by four. Is £37 a week for emergencies, leisure etc. Wow, living the easy life. It’s a wonder I even want to get a job.  

@2 days ago with 8 notes
#benefits 

wheeliewifee:

Hey, folks, I need your help.

I’m developing serious new symptoms, and I’m becoming less and less functional.
I have only three weeks until finals, and I’m working on my internship, so I don’t have time for this nonsense!

I stopped into the school clinic today, and they pretty much just rolled their eyes and told me to go to the hospital. I can’t afford to add to my stack of unpaid ER bills, and we all know the high quality of care I’d receive there…

Basically, I need to see my regular doctor.

I haven’t gone in nearly a year, because I am uninsured, and I can’t afford it.

It’s a $75 payment up front (not including labs), and right now rent is due on Tuesday, and I’ve received 48-hour shut off notices for our power, gas, and phone. So I cannot even afford to pay my basic necessity bills, let alone “splurge” on a doctor’s visit.

D is working a lot of odd jobs and tattooing to earn money on the side, but our little shop has taken a big dip in regular sales, so it’s just not enough to cover all our bases.

If you can help, there’s a donate button on the bottom right side of this blog, or you can visit my lovely little store here:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/ThePaperPoppyStore

Please signal boost. I’m sick, I’m scared, I don’t know what to do…

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@1 week ago with 824 notes

Anonymous asked: i'm not a feminist because i believe in equality in all genders.

cannibalisnn:

OOHH MY MGOSH GOOMMYY GOOMMY O

OMG 

OH MY GOD

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lol

@1 week ago with 63271 notes

queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

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@2 weeks ago with 67632 notes

Levels of Tumblr.

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby lizard

100-349 followers = lizard

350-500 followers = still a lizard

501-799 followers =  mega lizard

800- 4,999 followers = super hella lizard

5000+ followers = GODZILLA  

These are the legit numbers.

(Source: meltedbunny, via cosimaniehaus567)

@2 weeks ago with 392709 notes
#still a lizard