This is my son exactly
And he’s born two months after George

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@4 hours ago with 205869 notes

My therapist just told me a joke.

theswearingmime:

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

FUCK

Lolllll

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@6 hours ago with 98420 notes
palavenblues:

staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

this was my entire plan when I thought I’d be homeless.  


My cheapest local gym is £16.50 a month… And I’m not sure it’s 24/7… But could anyone realistically actually make £16.50 a month from begging? And I mean you need an address to have a bank account, and most gyms will only take a direct debit, not cash… I guess it’s be okay if you kept your bank account address as your parents and didn’t mind them getting your post…I mean yeah it’s a cute idea and everything…

palavenblues:

staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

this was my entire plan when I thought I’d be homeless.  

My cheapest local gym is £16.50 a month… And I’m not sure it’s 24/7… But could anyone realistically actually make £16.50 a month from begging? And I mean you need an address to have a bank account, and most gyms will only take a direct debit, not cash… I guess it’s be okay if you kept your bank account address as your parents and didn’t mind them getting your post…I mean yeah it’s a cute idea and everything…

(Source: crystal-bahl, via automaticapple)

@7 hours ago with 160709 notes
gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

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@8 hours ago with 185757 notes

thetowerofpimps:

viaflowerchild:

mangoestho:

thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters

GATDAMN THAT IS TRUE.

So maybe 2021 us will be even better

thats the kinda positivity i like to see

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA nope. 2009 me was what, 17? Long curly pink hair and flannel shirts etc… If I saw 2014 me then, this exhausted 22 year old mother who rarely has time to brush her hair, I would’ve cried…

(via sarap-ang-pekpek-mo)

@18 hours ago with 292023 notes

alisonshendrixs:

if u can’t handle me at my hardcore feminist then u can’t have me at literally any other time bc that’s all i am 24/7

(via pedromaximoff)

@4 hours ago with 18798 notes

oh  my word

(Source: best-of-memes, via sweetfandomsofmine)

@6 hours ago with 273527 notes
goonandcatchyourdreams:

nintendont-gamecube:

juliawiinchester:

animejaehyo:

fogcityemu:

loki-in-the-dark:

carryonmy-assbutt:

caitlincst:

cuz-moriarty-shot-himself:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

tampabaybby:
there is never a wrong time to reblog this

WHAT ARE THEY EVEN TRYING TO ACHIVE

I don’t know but I like it

That type of green usually doesn’t appear on camera so they probably wanted  people to see flying waffles and get freaked out by them

er. actually no.
Those are the green guys. 
They’re from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. 
They are literally celebrities here. They totally mean to be seen, and they’re very very popular here. They started out a few years ago, and now one even has a book published.  The lighter one is Force, and the darker one is Sully. They sit at the opposing team’s penalty box and like to make fun of players, and have even appeared in Pepsi commericals and billboards. 


How is Canada even real?

FOR REAL THOUGH
i live in edmonton and i remember members in my family being excited when they showed up bc theyre so?? cool?

Every hockey fan must respect the green men… Even tho I hate Vancouver

i always love the green men

I feel educated.


"That type of green usually doesn’t appear on camera so they probably wanted people to see flying waffles and get freaked out by them"… Wow… Just…. Wow…

goonandcatchyourdreams:

nintendont-gamecube:

juliawiinchester:

animejaehyo:

fogcityemu:

loki-in-the-dark:

carryonmy-assbutt:

caitlincst:

cuz-moriarty-shot-himself:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

tampabaybby:

there is never a wrong time to reblog this

WHAT ARE THEY EVEN TRYING TO ACHIVE

I don’t know but I like it

That type of green usually doesn’t appear on camera so they probably wanted  people to see flying waffles and get freaked out by them

er. actually no.

Those are the green guys. 

They’re from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. 

They are literally celebrities here. They totally mean to be seen, and they’re very very popular here. They started out a few years ago, and now one even has a book published.  The lighter one is Force, and the darker one is Sully. They sit at the opposing team’s penalty box and like to make fun of players, and have even appeared in Pepsi commericals and billboards. 

image

How is Canada even real?

FOR REAL THOUGH

i live in edmonton and i remember members in my family being excited when they showed up bc theyre so?? cool?

Every hockey fan must respect the green men… Even tho I hate Vancouver

i always love the green men

I feel educated.

"That type of green usually doesn’t appear on camera so they probably wanted people to see flying waffles and get freaked out by them"…
Wow… Just…. Wow…

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@8 hours ago with 466969 notes
#ummmm #not without a computer #.... or movies would be a mess 
niknak79:

There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter

niknak79:

There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter

(via mach712)

@12 hours ago with 96200 notes

gracehelbl0g:

This is Sam Pepper. If you don’t know who he is, Sam is a successful YouTube prankster with over 2 million subscribers. He recently uploaded a video titled “Fake Hand Ass Pink Prank" where he pinched unsuspecting girls’ butts without their permission. None of this was done with the girls’ consent…meaning Sam Pepper sexually harassed and assaulted these women.

This is no longer a “simple, harmless prank” but rather a very serious matter and offence. If you haven’t seen the video yet, you can watch, dislike, and report it HERE. You can also take the pledge to help stop sexual violence at itsonus.org. Please do not let Sam get away with this kind of behavior. He crossed the line and needs to be held responsible for his disgusting actions.

Great to see there are now more dislikes than likes on the video. Humans ❤️

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@1 day ago with 127902 notes