I’m aware this is not what these gigs are meant to make you think
But DAMN, imagine having a bedroom that fucking massive!

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@1 day ago with 93032 notes

just-for-grins:

Instant Karma Gifs

Hahahaha, when being a twat goes wrong

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@1 week ago with 94567 notes
@1 week ago with 27630 notes
postracialcomments:

100% Truth

postracialcomments:

100% Truth

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@1 week ago with 17847 notes
affectiontoxin:


Fuck.


Me

I had a really delicious dream about this lady last night :p

affectiontoxin:

Fuck.

Me

I had a really delicious dream about this lady last night :p

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@1 week ago with 438 notes
jennaanne01:

Photo Credit: Ashley Wylde

*fans self*

jennaanne01:

Photo Credit: Ashley Wylde

*fans self*

@1 week ago with 32336 notes
creppysponge:

blackgirlsparadise:

How….?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 
Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
then he was arrested again, and the above happened
while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN
There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

If “I Love You, Phillip Morris” wasn’t exaggerating though, he’s now in solitary confinement 23/7…

creppysponge:

blackgirlsparadise:

How….?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

  • Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
  • He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
  • He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
  • he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
  • then he was arrested again, and the above happened
  • while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
  • AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN
  • There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

If “I Love You, Phillip Morris” wasn’t exaggerating though, he’s now in solitary confinement 23/7…

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@1 week ago with 82592 notes
semiscaryspice:

A real comment I received on an essay shout out to my professor for proving academics, too, can be fuckboys

semiscaryspice:

A real comment I received on an essay shout out to my professor for proving academics, too, can be fuckboys

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@1 week ago with 105899 notes

lovely to see just before I go to bed ;) 

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@1 week ago with 117 notes

kristenstewarkstewfans:

Kristen & Dakota Fanning

I remember when everyone shipped this and I was just like GUYS! NOT ONLY IS THERE AN AGE GAP OF 7 YEARS, DAKOTA IS **15**!!! Ha…

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@1 week ago with 293 notes